The most embarrassing thing to happen to me while I was sleeping actually started while asleep and I turned it into embarrassing when I awoke.
I not sure if my wife and I had already gotten married when this happened but either way, we didn’t have children yet. My wife, Melissa, and I had been looking forward to this three day weekend. Looking back, we were both always busy. I worked 3rd shift and on my nights off, my band either practiced or played actual shows.
Melissa was a full-time college student and held a part-time retail job. Hanging out with friends didn’t happen very often. Our good friends, Chad and Lynette, had access to Chad’s parents’ lake house for the weekend so of course, they invited some friends to come party.
We loaded our coolers with whatever food we had agreed to bring. There were four couples and as I remember, we all arrived at about the same time. The house was pretty nice compared to some of the beat up trailers we passed on the way there. There were two bedrooms, a game room, and a bathroom upstairs and one bedroom and the pullout sofa in the living room downstairs, along with a small kitchen and a bathroom.
Somehow we ended up with one of the rooms upstairs so we threw our stuff in that room and met in the kitchen to start drinking. We all knew each other so there was none of the b.s. trying to be something you are not type shit.
We smoked and drank like we were leaving the next day. We played on the jet skis and putted around in the pontoon boat. The sun was relentless! I didn’t consume a single drop of water, except for what was in my beer, so you can imagine, when the sun went down, so did I. I threw up and told everyone that I’m going to bed. My wife tucked me in and then she rejoined the party.
When I felt myself waking up early the next morning, I was happy to not have a booming headache. I reached over and felt for my lady’s ass. I quickly found it and slipped my hand under the elastic of her pajama bottoms and her panties. I rubbed the smooth skin of her left butt cheek trying to decide if I was up to taking this further.
Something wasn’t quite right though, Melissa’s ass seems to have gotten bigger or …oh shit! It’s Becky!
I climbed out from under the blanket and off the foot of the bed. She was still sleeping or she was at least faking it. I went downstairs, chugged some ice water, made coffee and only then did I go in search of Melissa. I didn’t go far. She was crashed out on the sofa.
I really wanted to find out what happened and what my role was before she explodes on me but everyone was in deep sleep. I made a cup of coffee for Melissa, making sure to put a couple of ice cubes in it, just in case. She was actually in a good mood and appreciative of my efforts to make coffee. I asked if she had any idea why Becky was in bed with me and she quickly sat up, looked me in the eyes and started laughing.
In turns out Becky was sloppy drunk and insisted that since she and I were the only ones too drunk to stay up, we would have a sleep over. Apparently, the decision to let her sleep in that bed was made because I was too comatose to act on anything and she was sloppy to do anything, and they thought to let us puke in one bed instead of two.
Not one of them thought about what happens when Rob wakes up and tries to get frisky.
Well, I decided not to share the part about me rubbing that booty but when everyone was awake and joking about how drunk Becky was and how she had to have a slumber party, Becky shared it.
Becky matter of factly said that she was awakened to a nice little butt massage.
I wanted to disappear. Rather than let others’ minds race and lead them down some trail of me trying bang Becky, I told how it went down.
Thankfully everybody laughed and laughed. For the entire remainder of our weekend, they laughed. As a matter of fact, we went to a cook-out about three years ago and Brett and Becky were there. Brett cracked (no pun intended) a joke about it then too.
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