Things that most (99%) of people (men and women) but would never admit to:
- Watch porn.
- Masturbate.
- Pick their nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
- Check out their body in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower.
- Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
- Stare at pictures of their crush.
- Practice conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
- Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
- Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
- Enjoy the pooping process.
- Turn their phones on to check the time, but forget to check the time.
- Check your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s phone.
- Tried to be friends with someone you want to fuck.
- Digging your underwear out of your butt.
- Looking at your poop in the toilet before you flush it.
- Trying to squeeze in 8 hours of sleep in 3 hours.
- Being okay buying hundreds of dollars worth of stuff, but, $1.99 for shipping makes you question everything!
- Smelling your own farts.
- Talking to yourself in the mirror.
- Trying to lick your own breasts [women] or penis [men].
- You fart but never admit. Never.
- Holding breath for a flatter belly before a photo.
- Checking out the opposite gender.
- Cuddle.
- Ogling a beautiful body.
- Going offline intentionally but blaming the internet connection.
- Buying extra items so it doesn’t look like you went in only to buy a pack of condoms.
- A peep on the girl passing by.
- Scratching your genitals, then sniffing the smell on your fingers.
I don’t normally do any of the above, the list of things I think people do, but never would admit to it!!
